Tuesday, June 5, 2012

My daydream in Spanish Class

So you know how I always have these daydreams with the people who invade classrooms with guns?
Well it started during my Spanish class. I get really bored during Spanish.

So This guy passes our door with a big ass gun and I naturally reached under my desk for the handgun taped under it.And a voice comes over the intercom saying that we are all hostages for the advancement of "some shit I can't think fully about and don't understand but will kill all of you because of it".

A man comes into the classroom and I put the silencer on the gun I had which was naturally up my sleeve.

And I point the gun at the guy from under the desk. I say "hey. How many of you are there?"
"twenty. So don't get any ideas"
"too late."

And so I shoot him in the face and I peek out the class room, I make sure that nobody is in the hallway and go out towards the health wing.

There is a hallway that branches off and I see people there. So I looked over and saw that there was a metal panel on the wall.(there actually is in RL, not what's in it though)

So I magically got super human strength for two seconds only and ripped it off the wall, sending it flying towards them, hitting three of them down the hall and trapping them.

I looked into where the panel was and took out two assault rifles, concussion grenades, and actual grenades and went down the hall of the health wing.

I stopped at one of the doors and looked in, I held one of the rifles through the doorway and said "anybody know how to use one of these?"

And that's where Sally comes in with her BAWSS self and grabs the rifle from my hand and says "yolo"

So I hand Sally some grenades and we head back towards the cafeteria.

There's a shitload of people there and there are guards at every door. I take out my silenced gun and shoot one.

Then we head inside, shhhing everyone from us and I take out a K-Bar knife while Sally just magically has one in her boot.

So then we split up and we go behind every bad guy from behind and slit there throats. Of course Sally had to be badass with the last one and make him scream.

So then we go to the main office. Somehow we both know sign language and communicate through that stuff.

And then we hear sirens outside.

So then we look at eachother and we were both like "yolo"

And then a priest comes out of nowhere and says "JOLT"

"Jesus only lived twice."
Then for some reason he just walks away(Weird how comedy makes it into my daydreams)

So we looked around the corner and saw the boss and one other guy who looked kinda like Kony talking to them(I was daydreaming them as communist nationalists but somehow a black guy made it into the mix of a bunch of Russians)

And they head into the main office, the black guy facing inwards at the door and the boss at the intercom.

So we telepathically message eachother a plan and I pull out my pistol while Sally takes out her assault rifle(cuz we're cool like that)

And we sneak up on them. I put the pistol to the black guys head and nudge him forward while Sally comes in like a badass pointing the rifle directly at the boss

The boss has his finger still on the intercom so pretty much everyone can hear.

And Sally was like."you know what is wrong with the phrase YOLO?"
The boss is like "What?"
And she points it closer at him and she's like."you only live ONCE." then she shoot him and he spazzes like in the movies.

-For all SC players The character Sally is loosely(pretty much all the way) based off of R3N

1 comment:

  1. I remember sitting in biology and letting my mind drift like this. So eloquently put

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